What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 25.06.2025 03:11

No way
share office space ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
When was the first time your wife had beastiality?
Then came..
Everyone loved it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
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No, not a chance
Nuts and Butts
Minds and Behinds
Catatonics & High Colonics
No go.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What are some good methods for dealing with other people's loud, crying kids on long flights?
They put up a sign reading
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So, the docs changed it to read
Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...
So they tried
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Loons and Moons
Still no good
How do military families handle communication when a service member is injured overseas?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
Thumbs down again.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.